Wednesday, July 23, 2014
hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3

hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3

branwyn-says:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

GET OUT

branwyn-says:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

GET OUT

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

personifyingchaos:

Dylan Moran on adulthood

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

sashayed:

"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about." —Joe Barton really did make these words out of his actual stupid fucking mouth hole. 
“The earth will end only when God declares its time is over,” declared Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), at the same hearing, in real life, in 2009, which was only five years ago. At press time, both of these fucking flapjacks are still serving as elected representatives for the most powerful country on earth.

* unintelligible screeching*
*magic flute voice*
*terrified baby bat sounds*

sashayed:

"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about." —Joe Barton really did make these words out of his actual stupid fucking mouth hole

“The earth will end only when God declares its time is over,” declared Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), at the same hearing, in real life, in 2009, which was only five years ago. At press time, both of these fucking flapjacks are still serving as elected representatives for the most powerful country on earth.

* unintelligible screeching*

*magic flute voice*

*terrified baby bat sounds*

(Source: memecenterz)

(Source: ourtimeorg)

(Source: showstudio)

Saturday, July 19, 2014

mdmshakespeare:

mar-see-ah:

I came out to the icebox to eat the plums I was saving for breakfast and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Forgive me; they were so juicy and so cold.

Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

wherethecitymeetsthebay:

Somebody told me to feel Good

The Killers vs. Gorillaz

So Perfect!

  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

(Source: seoulsister)

(Source: iraffiruse)